RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will bedetermined by
the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run withthe ball even behind the
goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match
ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from thetree when it
got stuck,under the car or tunnel toplay in the nextgame.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player gets automatic selection.
number 12 is on point. even if d he is nt interested in playing, we will start to beg him until he concurs.
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